For the 30 and over crowd

[GoldenRivet]

my brother in law is 13... (dont worry... he was 5 when i married his then 20 year old sister)

he has text messaging, instant access to information via google etc... everything is immediate for him.

want to know what movie is on?

there is an "app" for that LOL

not only can he tell me what is playing and what its rated, but he can get instant reviews, show times, and turn by turn navigation to any theater within 50 miles.

I CAN"T WAIT

to see what his generation bitches about when they hit 30+

"In my day... friends couldnt read your thoughts! you had to send something called a text message!"

And 2 hour the round the world suborbital flights?! forget it... we had to board something called an airliner and spend the next 13 hours flying!

and forget sight seeing tours on the moon... if you wanted to see the moon in my day you had to look up! that was as close as you could get!

and STDs like gonorrhea and herpes and aids... you risked a deadly disease every time you screwed a hot chick. - we didnt have all that gene therapy and overnight cures for that sort of stuff!