Romanian merchant heading into Dutch port?

Paul Riley · 03-17-10, 01:12 PM

If I see one I will pull up alongside and shout over the megaphone "a boarding party will shortly be boarding your vessel,we have no intention of harming you or your ship,but we do demand you hand over all your sexy nurses,for me and my men havent seen a woman in months and we are close to succumbing to cabin fever"

frau kaleun · 03-17-10, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Riley

me and my men havent seen a woman in months and we are close to succumbing to cabin fever

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Paul Riley · 03-17-10, 01:22 PM

oil,grease,vomit,perpetual dampness,BO,scheisse,bad breath,sweaty feet,hair grease,DC attacks,air attacks! argh!,all we need is pretty women on my boat!

vergol · 03-17-10, 07:48 PM

There wouldn't be a "u-boat peril" if Allies packed their hospital ships with sexy nurses and hidden guns.

ryanglavin · 03-17-10, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I call it lack of good companionship.

03-17-10, 01:12 PM	#1
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	we demand hostages in return for not sinking your ship,NURSES! If I see one I will pull up alongside and shout over the megaphone "a boarding party will shortly be boarding your vessel,we have no intention of harming you or your ship,but we do demand you hand over all your sexy nurses,for me and my men havent seen a woman in months and we are close to succumbing to cabin fever" __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes

03-17-10, 01:22 PM	#3
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	oil,grease,vomit,perpetual dampness,BO,scheisse,bad breath,sweaty feet,hair grease,DC attacks,air attacks! argh!,all we need is pretty women on my boat! __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes Last edited by Paul Riley; 03-17-10 at 02:59 PM.

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03-17-10, 07:48 PM	#4
vergol Machinist's Mate Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 121 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	There wouldn't be a "u-boat peril" if Allies packed their hospital ships with sexy nurses and hidden guns.