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[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You're brand-new here. We've had much funnier threads than this.

Not that I'm knocking this one. It's pretty good as these things go.

I was rather fond of the "will there be seagulls and can the cook make soup with them" threads. It all seems so long ago now, doesn't it?

[Sailor Steve]

Actually I was thinking all the way back to the 'Drebbel Trial' threads of 2004.

[TarJak]

Bugger the trial, string him up!

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Actually I was thinking all the way back to the 'Drebbel Trial' threads of 2004.

Dude... you are OLD.

[CCIP]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Dude... you are OLD.

I'm sure he gets that one a lot

[braden]

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

That's not all! I heard it will feature submarines!

they better let us play as british, russian, australian submarines this time

edit: didnt realise thread was 4 pages, not 1...the moment has passed

[kiwi_2005]

DRM fan

[malkuth74]

Don't you guys get it. This is just a dream. We will all wake up soon and be like... .Dammmmm that was close I was just dreaming.

And it will still be like November or something.....

Or something.... Uhhhh wake up... please............................................ ...

[JScones]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

OMG, DRM is MSG all over again!

You mean...DRM CAUSES ASTHMA!?!?! Quick, pass this new fact on!

[Sgtmonkeynads]

DRM makes kittens cry and gives puppies cancer.

[Herr Graf]

Originally Posted by Jerik

Do you realize that in addition to DRM in water, why, there are studies underway to add DRM to salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when DRM began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign server is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.