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VirtualVikingX · 03-01-10, 08:57 AM

Poor Pluskat.

pluskat · 03-01-10, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by VirtualVikingX

Poor Pluskat.

about $49.99 better off really as I wont buy the game until
my conditions are met

karamazovnew · 03-01-10, 09:16 AM

Schunken · 03-01-10, 09:20 AM

I think he dont get it....

Andreas

SteamWake · 03-01-10, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pluskat

about $49.99 better off really as I wont buy the game until my conditions are met

Someone call a hostage negotiator ! This sounds serious !

theluckyone17 · 03-01-10, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

Someone call a hostage negotiator ! This sounds serious !

Oooohhhh... now there's a tactic I haven't tried yet.

Do you suppose my jail cell will have a constant 'net connection?

P.S.: For all you serious minded folk out there... this is a joke. A really good one. Laugh. Try it sometime. Start deep down in your belly, let it out. It's been down there so long, it might need some help finding its way out. Let it out.

Sailor Steve · 03-01-10, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by theluckyone17

P.S.: For all you serious minded folk out there... this is a joke. A really good one. Laugh. Try it sometime. Start deep down in your belly, let it out. It's been down there so long, it might need some help finding its way out. Let it out.

How dare you tell people to laugh?!

This is a serious topic!

If somebody finds out that there's a constant connection required it could destroy the planet!

I'm going to hold myself hostage just to counter the taking of hostages that was done to counter UBI holding everybody else hostage! That'll learn yas!

Jerik · 03-01-10, 12:34 PM

Do you realize that in addition to DRM in water, why, there are studies underway to add DRM to salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when DRM began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign server is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

Sailor Steve · 03-01-10, 12:36 PM

OMG, DRM is MSG all over again!

Zalym · 03-01-10, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerik

Do you realize that in addition to DRM in water, why, there are studies underway to add DRM to salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when DRM began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign server is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

Jerik, that was priceless, nearly fell out of my chair.

Ziggy · 03-01-10, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerik

Do you realize that in addition to DRM in water, why, there are studies underway to add DRM to salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when DRM began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign server is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

Of the four times I have seen this being referenced, all were from Silent Hunter players. I think we are the only ones that have seen the movie.

Herr Graf · 03-02-10, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jerik

Do you realize that in addition to DRM in water, why, there are studies underway to add DRM to salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when DRM began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign server is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

Schunken · 03-01-10, 12:37 PM

the new revolutinary Training Method!

Forget about this electrocution belt from your tv-shopping-channel.

Here, at subsim, and only for a limited time

you will get a sixöpack-stomage from loughing...also your ass will improve (because you lought it off)

The first 100 on the phone get a DRM-Patch for free!

Andreas

Safe-Keeper · 03-01-10, 12:42 PM

Speaking of which... for how much longer will Subsim require a constant Broadband/Dial-Up connection? The second I pull my Internet cable, I lose the ability to refresh pages or navigate to new ones.

Stupid, greedy, Neal, he's probably in the pockets of Big Internet...

Méo · 03-01-10, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

Someone call a hostage negotiator ! This sounds serious !

...

Ok no offence to anyone, good one SteamWake!

03-01-10, 12:34 PM	#8
Jerik Seaman Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 34 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Do you realize that in addition to DRM in water, why, there are studies underway to add DRM to salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when DRM began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign server is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence. Last edited by Jerik; 03-01-10 at 12:41 PM. Reason: I liked the old way best.

03-01-10, 12:36 PM	#9
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	OMG, DRM is MSG all over again! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-01-10, 12:42 PM	#14
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Speaking of which... for how much longer will Subsim require a constant Broadband/Dial-Up connection? The second I pull my Internet cable, I lose the ability to refresh pages or navigate to new ones. Stupid, greedy, Neal, he's probably in the pockets of Big Internet... __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

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03-01-10, 08:57 AM	#1
VirtualVikingX Captain Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bergen, Norway Posts: 262 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	Poor Pluskat.

03-01-10, 09:16 AM	#3
karamazovnew The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 1,403 Downloads: 151 Uploads: 0

03-01-10, 09:20 AM	#4
Schunken Medic Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 168 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	I think he dont get it.... Andreas

03-01-10, 12:37 PM	#13
Schunken Medic Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 168 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	the new revolutinary Training Method! Forget about this electrocution belt from your tv-shopping-channel. *Here, at subsim, and only for a limited time* you will get a sixöpack-stomage from loughing...also your ass will improve (because you lought it off) The first 100 on the phone get a DRM-Patch for free! Andreas