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Old 02-12-10, 08:52 PM   #1
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Such adverts even are on TV over here, though not at prime time, but from 2200 on - even on major channels, not just "specialised programs".
And the people who appear in those "commercials" are people you would'nt want to F* in the first place.
That greasy guy who asks "are you looking for an adventure?" could not even convince me to leave a burning car wreck, let alone calling this number in order to contract STDs.
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Old 02-12-10, 08:59 PM   #2
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And the people who appear in those "commercials" are people you would'nt want to F* in the first place.
That greasy guy who asks "are you looking for an adventure?" could not even convince me to leave a burning car wreck, let alone calling this number in order to contract STDs.
I suspect that's designed to appeal to other guys who look at him and see a mirror image of themselves, or someone even less attractive than they think they are, and who then think, "hey, if he can get some on the side, so can I!"

And, sadly, they probably can.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:07 PM   #3
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I suspect that's designed to appeal to other guys who look at him and see a mirror image of themselves, or someone even less attractive than they think they are, and who then think, "hey, if he can get some on the side, so can I!"

And, sadly, they probably can.
They probably can, but I will never understand those women who will date those slimeballs.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:15 PM   #4
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No problem just need another industry.


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I'm sure someone had come up with such business model...private intelligence as investigator is no longer enough . . . .LOL
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Old 02-12-10, 09:17 PM   #5
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It's as trashy as the dateing and phone talk ads.

But I don't lose sleep over it.

You people are starting to sound like Frasier and Niles.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:20 PM   #6
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You people are starting to sound like Frasier and Niles.
I'll be Martin, then.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:27 PM   #7
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I'll be Martin, then.

He's kool and so is his Jack Russel terrier.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:34 PM   #8
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He's kool and so is his Jack Russel terrier.
Yeah, I always watch the re-runs on german television.
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