A penalty-ruling that I like

[Torvald Von Mansee]

I think rich people should be able to do whatever they want: murder, rape, etc. It's just the right thing!!! Our society would collapse without prime movers and wealth creators like Paris Hilton, George W. Bush, or the entire Saud family. They've earned every penny they possess, and are clearly superior to the rest of us as evidenced by their greater wealth.