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Old 12-23-09, 08:12 AM   #1
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My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment.
What disappointment?
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Old 12-23-09, 09:30 AM   #2
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What disappointment?
He'll tell you when you're older.
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Old 12-23-09, 10:27 AM   #3
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LOL we used to get Jehova's witnesses nearly every sunday.

Then I started answering the door in my underware and socks.

Then my wife would tell them we were 'druids'.

That put an end to it.
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I've got news for you. Religious chicks fool around too. After all religion always needs sinners to save.
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Old 12-23-09, 10:40 AM   #5
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I've got news for you. Religious chicks fool around too.
Yeah, they're usually the dirtiest of the lot.

Dowly really missed a trick here, he should have said:

"Come in. May I show you the commandments of Dowly?"

Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt ******* your best friends wife.
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt ******* random women who knock on your door.
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt never ******* the same woman twice, unless HOT!
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt then barf!!!

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