Whoa!

MothBalls · 12-23-09, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there.

"The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

It was a sign. Opportunity knocked, you missed it. Should have told them you were interested and invited them in.

Schroeder · 12-23-09, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MothBalls

It was a sign. Opportunity knocked, you missed it. Should have told them you were interested and invited them in.

Nah, Dowly has the nasty tendency to part with his stomach contents when he hears religious stuff. I don't think the ladies would have appreciated that.

Skybird · 12-23-09, 07:45 AM

I just throw them one glance from my "special opportunity" category that I usually keep hidden from the public, then they immediately jump and run away, screaming.

12-23-09, 07:45 AM	#3
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,637 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I just throw them one glance from my "special opportunity" category that I usually keep hidden from the public, then they immediately jump and run away, screaming. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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