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12-19-09, 06:57 AM
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Navy Dude
 Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Ft.White Florida
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Sea Queen,in route to the Dallas....
Pilot: Fuel status says we turn back now. Ryan: Wait a minute. Fuel status? You have a reserve, don't you? Pilot: Yes, sir. I've got a ten minute reserve,...Oh my stars,look, a whale!..... But I'm not allowed to invade that time except in time war,hair cut appointments or a beer run,or ...jeez I just broke a nail. Jester Ryan: Listen, mister, if you don't get me on board that submarine, that just might be what we all will have! You got me? Now you have ten more minutes' worth of fuel, we stay here ten more minutes! Pilot:...you need a cold beer? Navigator: What's the matter Commander? You don't like flying, huh? Aw, this is nothing! You should've been with us five, six months ago! Whoa! You talk about puke! We ran into a hailstorm over the Sea of Japan. Everybody's retching their guts out! The pilot shot his lunch all over the windshield, and I barfed on the radio! Shorted it out completely! And it wasn't that lightweight stuff either, it was that chunky industrial weight puke! [offers Ryan the joint he's been smoking] Navigator: Hey dude, you want a hit?...keeps us all calm.
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12-30-09, 07:28 PM
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Sailor man
 Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Posts: 49
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*Onboard the Dallas*
Jester Ryan: So Bart....may I call you Bart? Bart De Sailormancuso: No, you may call me Captain. Jester Ryan: OK Bart. The captain's name that we are after is called...ummm...is ... well that's not important. Anyways, I know this guy very well and have met him at a Russian Embassy dinner a few years back. Bart De Sailormancuso: You say you know this "guy" Jester Ryan: Yep. I know him well. Bart De Sailormancuso: How can you know this "guy" well and not even remember his name??! Jester Ryan: It's this metal plate in my head. Got it put in a few years back. Every time I go through a metal detector, alarms go off and I lose my memory for about 10 seconds. It's crazy. Sometimes I can even hear radio broadcasts in my head. Wild man...just wild. Bart De Sailormancuso: Well this "guy" of yours....we've been tracking him for a while now. We had to break off contact to come pick you up. *A petty officer delivers a message to the captain* Bart De Sailormancuso: It seems this friend of yours is being hunted by the Russians themselves. Russians are alerting us that he has gone rogue and intends to launch missiles full of crunchy egg salad at the United States. Jester Ryan: I HATE crunchy egg salad! Bart De Sailormancuso: Me too....this will be one hell of a mess....
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02-19-10, 04:41 PM
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Sailor man
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Onboward the Red Herring...
OddBall'ski: Kaptain...the chef's made a new batch of his spicy wings. His experiments with hotter-than-fire fireball spices is progressing. Philovich: Mmmmm..I like spicy hot. OddBall'ski: Yessir....we knew you'd enjoy. Philovich: OK great. Let's try one.... Give me a wing OddBall'ski....one wing only please.
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04-04-10, 03:43 PM
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Tonnage Leader
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lol , you old fools will never learn
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