Dang that could be me in 9 years time...

Oberon · 10-17-09, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

That's a pretty colour green....it suits your dress

I walked riiiight into that one....

MothBalls · 10-17-09, 04:56 PM

It was a standing rule in my house that my daughter was not allowed to date anyone I haven't met. That wasn't much of an issue, my daughter complied with the rule.

It wasn't until the third guy she brought home she finally asked me "How come every time I bring someone home to meet you, you're always cleaning your guns?"

I simply explained to her that good preventive maintenance didn't apply to just cars and equipment. I also told every one of them "I love my daughter more than I love my freedom <wink>".

Jimbuna · 10-17-09, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

I walked riiiight into that one....

August · 10-17-09, 09:42 PM

I will never know the joy of terrifying a daughters boyfriend. Pity.

antikristuseke · 10-18-09, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by August

I will never know the joy of terrifying a daughters boyfriend. Pity.

You could start a voulenteer organisation for terryfying boyfriends of daughters of fathers who are too big a pussies to do it themselves.

TarJak · 10-18-09, 05:19 AM

My standard line to my girl's boy friends when the come to take the out to a date is: "Just remember anything you do to her I'll do to you so keep your hands to your self!"

10-18-09, 06:22 AM

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Just remember anything you do to her I'll do to you

so if he gives her $500 you have to give him $500

TarJak · 10-18-09, 06:33 AM

Mate if he does that I'm even so I don't care.

Jimbuna · 10-18-09, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

My standard line to my girl's boy friends when the come to take the out to a date is: "Just remember anything you do to her I'll do to you so keep your hands to your self!"

That is precisely why I slept with my back to the wall in Houston last year!!

TarJak · 10-18-09, 07:23 AM

You told me it was because you liked it that way.

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,216 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I will never know the joy of terrifying a daughters boyfriend. Pity. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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10-17-09, 04:56 PM	#2
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	It was a standing rule in my house that my daughter was not allowed to date anyone I haven't met. That wasn't much of an issue, my daughter complied with the rule. It wasn't until the third guy she brought home she finally asked me "How come every time I bring someone home to meet you, you're always cleaning your guns?" I simply explained to her that good preventive maintenance didn't apply to just cars and equipment. I also told every one of them "I love my daughter more than I love my freedom <wink>".

10-18-09, 05:19 AM	#6
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	My standard line to my girl's boy friends when the come to take the out to a date is: "Just remember anything you do to her I'll do to you so keep your hands to your self!"

10-18-09, 06:33 AM	#8
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Mate if he does that I'm even so I don't care.

10-18-09, 07:23 AM	#10
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	You told me it was because you liked it that way.