The Subsimmer's Cookbook

antikristuseke · 09-24-09, 03:37 PM

Anti and Dowly's breakfast of drunken bastids.

1) Take 2 eggs
2) stick them on hot pan and flavor with black pepper and salt only
3) Open beer and watch telly while eggs fry
4) Forget about eggs
5) Smell something burning, shrug, drink beer
6) Go to fridge for more beer, notice charcoal on frying pan, eat charcoal
7) Take 2 eggs and some bacon
8) Repeat 2
9) Repeat 3 without telly
10) Eat something actually edible
11) MORE BEER DAMMIT!

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09-24-09, 03:37 PM	#6
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Anti and Dowly's breakfast of drunken bastids. 1) Take 2 eggs 2) stick them on hot pan and flavor with black pepper and salt only 3) Open beer and watch telly while eggs fry 4) Forget about eggs 5) Smell something burning, shrug, drink beer 6) Go to fridge for more beer, notice charcoal on frying pan, eat charcoal 7) Take 2 eggs and some bacon 8) Repeat 2 9) Repeat 3 without telly 10) Eat something actually edible 11) MORE BEER DAMMIT!