Is America Coming Apart?

[MothBalls]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

all one must do is look at virtually every poll out there

you see polling figures like...

49% YES
51% NO

50% FOR IT
50% AGAINST IT

48% ORANGES
52% APPLES

55% HALF FULL
45% HALF EMPTY

I can solve this.

Starting next month I want all democrats to start relocating to the west coast. I want all republicans to start moving to the east coast. Exception being southerners, you just stand fast because we're going to sell you to Mexico and pay off all our debts.