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Jimbuna · 07-30-09, 07:08 AM

Sailor Steve · 07-30-09, 12:59 PM

A German Shepherd, a Great Dane and a Scotts Terrier are walking through the park when they spy a pretty French Poodle. They all trot over when she turns and bares her fangs.

"Alright!", she says, "I know how this turns out. But I get to have some say in the matter. I have a little dignity, and I insist that the smartest one of you is the one who'll have me. That means the one who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'. You first."

The Shepherd says "I like liver and cheese for dinner."

"That's lame!" says Frenchy. "Go away! Your turn."

The Great Dane says "Liver and cheese are my favorite."

The Poodle replies "It's either 'is my favorite' or 'are my favorites'. And it's stupid as well. Not a chance!"

Suddenly the Scottie jumps out at the other two and shouts "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

Jimbuna · 07-30-09, 01:13 PM

I thought I saw a kangaroo in my back garden the other day , on closer inspection it was a great dane taking a sh!t.

Task Force · 07-30-09, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I thought I saw a kangaroo in my back garden the other day , on closer inspection it was a great dane taking a sh!t.

Yea... to see a kangaroo youd have to live in australia... like TJ.

TarJak · 07-30-09, 07:03 PM

Never seen one. But I've eaten a few.

Jimbuna · 07-31-09, 02:40 PM

Kangaroo meat cuts

Kratos · 07-31-09, 04:11 PM

What about T.J'S favourites

07-30-09, 07:08 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,044 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-30-09, 12:59 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	A German Shepherd, a Great Dane and a Scotts Terrier are walking through the park when they spy a pretty French Poodle. They all trot over when she turns and bares her fangs. "Alright!", she says, "I know how this turns out. But I get to have some say in the matter. I have a little dignity, and I insist that the smartest one of you is the one who'll have me. That means the one who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'. You first." The Shepherd says "I like liver and cheese for dinner." "That's lame!" says Frenchy. "Go away! Your turn." The Great Dane says "Liver and cheese are my favorite." The Poodle replies "It's either 'is my favorite' or 'are my favorites'. And it's stupid as well. Not a chance!" Suddenly the Scottie jumps out at the other two and shouts "Liver alone, cheese mine!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-30-09, 01:13 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,044 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I thought I saw a kangaroo in my back garden the other day , on closer inspection it was a great dane taking a sh!t. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-31-09, 02:40 PM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,044 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Kangaroo meat cuts __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-31-09, 04:11 PM	#7
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What about T.J'S favourites __________________

07-30-09, 07:03 PM	#5
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Never seen one. But I've eaten a few.

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