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Old 05-28-09, 10:26 AM   #1
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Typical of the French.
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Old 05-29-09, 11:45 AM   #2
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Typical of the French.
Precisely....would have been a tad embarrassing to see them suddenly flee in terror or surrender to her as she arrived

Time for the golden oldie me thinks:

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained;

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any *********g Frenchmen to show it to."

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Old 05-29-09, 11:49 AM   #3
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I'm sure the French will have enough "Queens " minceing around there.
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