A humo(u)r Thread Just For Dowly

Jimbuna · 04-21-09, 10:45 AM

I've just moved to China and I'm sure I have a female stalker already.
I've seen her 14 million times already today.

FIREWALL · 04-21-09, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I've just moved to China and I'm sure I have a female stalker already.
I've seen her 14 million times already today.

Task Force · 04-21-09, 04:50 PM

Cant wait to see this thread get even funnyer.

Platapus · 04-21-09, 05:01 PM

I friend told me a joke so politically incorrect I don't think it can even be posted on THIS forum.

I wonder if it would be worth brig time to post it?

Sir Big Jugs · 04-21-09, 05:07 PM

That 1st one... Priceless!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 04-21-09, 05:32 PM

Thanks for the smile!

nikimcbee · 04-21-09, 07:21 PM

An AirNorway plane is flying from Oslo to London when the stewardess enters the pilot cabin and says: "Kapitan, I'm sorry to disturb you, but we have this Norwegian man in first class, and he's being very loud and disturbing the other passengers."

The pilot says:" I'll take care of this, I know exactly what to do, wait here." He leaves the cabin and a few minutes he comes back and says that the problem has been solved.

The stewardess asks what he did to calm him down and the pilot says:
"Oh I just went to the back of the plane and opened the back door of the airplane then called out the there was free lutefisk in that room."

04-21-09, 10:45 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,658 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I've just moved to China and I'm sure I have a female stalker already. I've seen her 14 million times already today. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-21-09, 04:50 PM	#3
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Cant wait to see this thread get even funnyer. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

04-21-09, 05:01 PM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I friend told me a joke so politically incorrect I don't think it can even be posted on THIS forum. I wonder if it would be worth brig time to post it? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-21-09, 05:07 PM	#5
Sir Big Jugs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 895 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	That 1st one... Priceless!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________

04-21-09, 05:32 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Thanks for the smile! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

04-21-09, 07:21 PM	#7
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	An AirNorway plane is flying from Oslo to London when the stewardess enters the pilot cabin and says: "Kapitan, I'm sorry to disturb you, but we have this Norwegian man in first class, and he's being very loud and disturbing the other passengers." The pilot says:" I'll take care of this, I know exactly what to do, wait here." He leaves the cabin and a few minutes he comes back and says that the problem has been solved. The stewardess asks what he did to calm him down and the pilot says: "Oh I just went to the back of the plane and opened the back door of the airplane then called out the there was free lutefisk in that room." __________________

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