Questions on Australia

[Falkirion]

Sydney might have alot of great stuff but its missing ONE very important thing.

The chicken Parma.

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by Falkirion

Sydney might have alot of great stuff but its missing ONE very important thing.

The chicken Parma.

News to me!

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Falkirion

Sydney might have alot of great stuff but its missing ONE very important thing.

The chicken Parma.

Huh? Its on just about every pub grub menu up here mate. When was the last time you were here?

[Jimbuna]

A talking Australian clock


Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk man led the way to his bedroom where there was a big gong hanging on the wall.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.
'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.
'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
'Yup.'
'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
'Just watch' he said.
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For f**k's sake, you stupid bas*ard. It's ten past three in the fuc***g morning!'