After Gagarin's first flight into space

[Oberon]

Who are you and what have you done with Schroeder?




Here's a quick one from a chap I liked:

Originally Posted by Ronald Reagan

"The commissar in the Soviet Union went out to one of those state collective farms, grabbed the first work he came to and said 'How are the crops?' 'Oh', he said 'The crop's never been better, wonderful.' He said 'How about potatoes?' 'Oh', he said 'Comrade Commissar, if we could put the potatoes in one pile, they would reach the foot of God.' And the Commissar said 'This is the Soviet Union, there is no God.' He says 'That's alright, there are no potatoes'"