Divorce Agreement

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

I'll just stay here in Australia. You can sort out your own mess!

Nah man! You are part of it! You and the UK! Lets get a move on!

-S

[U-84]

i'll vote for this guy

[Morts]

oh wow, another politics thread from Subman1, i totally didnt see that comming

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Morts

oh wow, another politics thread from Subman1, i totally didnt see that comming

Oh wow! Another snide comment from Morts. I totally didn't see that coming.

[FIREWALL]

Play nice kids

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Play nice kids

Let me help

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one freaking punch.




How come, when a couple get divorced, the bloke has to pay his ex-wife a share of his future earnings but the woman doesn't have to do the bloke's future housework?



The credit crunch has seen a big rise in the divorce rate.

This has nothing to do with the stress of the situation. It's just a great opportunity to get rid of the old bag when the divorce settlement is 50% of naff all.



Me and my wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph. She looks over at me and says, "I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

I say nothing but slowly increase the speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."

Again I stay quiet and just speed up as my anger increases.
She says, "I want the house."
I speed up again, and I'm now doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."
I just keep driving faster and faster, now up to 80mph.

She says, "I want the car, the bank account and all the credit cards too."
I slowly start to veer toward a concrete bridge pillar as she enquires, "Is there anything you want?"

So I respond with, "no thanks, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "what's that then?"

Just before we hit the wall at 90 mph I say, "I've got the airbag."



After my divorce, I realised that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.