The Australian Approach

TarJak · 01-27-09, 08:03 PM

Fair Dinkum!

GoldenRivet · 01-28-09, 02:05 AM

Jim i liked you at the subsim meet

i said to myself

"self... this jim guy is the type you would want to have a few too many with"

seems i was right about that! I like you more and more with every joke!

keep the jokes coming my friend!!

:rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 01-28-09, 05:47 AM

Darn! I'm just thinking how much this guy would get in commision!

Jimbuna · 01-28-09, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Jim i liked you at the subsim meet

i said to myself

"self... this jim guy is the type you would want to have a few too many with"

seems i was right about that! I like you more and more with every joke!

keep the jokes coming my friend!!

:rotfl:

Why thank you mate....allow me to reciprocate.

I do recall the occasional conversations we had and I especially remember your charming wife.

I remember my last thought (immediately after you left the Meet early) "Damn, I meant to invite him to join the crew"....all sorted now though

Quote:

keep the jokes coming my friend!!

Just for you :p

A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds."

Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the baby weigh now?'

The proud father answers, 'fifteen pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled. 'Why? What happened? He already weighed twenty pounds at birth.'

The Texas father takes a slow sip from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the bartender and proudly announces, 'Had him circumcised!'

GoldenRivet · 01-28-09, 12:43 PM

haha

bookworm_020 · 01-29-09, 01:47 AM

Now a eunuch?:hmm:

01-28-09, 02:05 AM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,729 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Jim i liked you at the subsim meet i said to myself "self... this jim guy is the type you would want to have a few too many with" seems i was right about that! I like you more and more with every joke! keep the jokes coming my friend!! :rotfl: __________________

01-28-09, 05:47 AM	#3
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Darn! I'm just thinking how much this guy would get in commision! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

01-28-09, 12:43 PM	#5
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,729 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	haha __________________

01-29-09, 01:47 AM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Now a eunuch?:hmm: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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01-27-09, 08:03 PM	#1
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Fair Dinkum!