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Old 01-04-09, 11:46 AM   #1
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Because they do that more often?
...and even more often http://www.apacheclips.com/media/633...r_Muji_Mortar/
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Old 01-04-09, 12:01 PM   #2
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Old 01-04-09, 12:49 PM   #3
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Maybe it is their version of "Jackass".
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Old 01-04-09, 01:52 PM   #4
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Allah Ack-bang!

Although it's not just Achmed who makes mistakes, it's just he generally kills himself doing them, we learnt to stop doing a long time ago:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JiaokM46k

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tkE-cC...eature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=axk76-...eature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcFvrbRVvs

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAMC7miuy4

And one of my favourites:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA
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Old 01-04-09, 02:16 PM   #5
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"Mr. Achmed, sir? I have good news: your application for transfer from the Artillery to the Suicide Corps has been granted...effective immediately."

And for those videos...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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Old 01-04-09, 02:20 PM   #6
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Why 72 ? Those short dicked mo fo's have trouble with one fat wore-out one.
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Old 01-04-09, 08:07 PM   #7
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Heh.. leads creedence to the old phrase... "Stuff happens" :p
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Old 01-04-09, 08:14 PM   #8
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Why 72 ? Those short dicked mo fo's have trouble with one fat wore-out one.
I assume you were peeking when you verified this statement? :p
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Old 01-04-09, 08:19 PM   #9
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In all fairness Low Altitude Parachute Extractions (LAPES) have never been a completely reliable means for delivering stuff to the battlefield. It's been a long time since i had to know this but iirc it has an average success rate somewhere around 80-90%.
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Old 01-05-09, 07:51 AM   #10
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In all fairness Low Altitude Parachute Extractions (LAPES) have never been a completely reliable means for delivering stuff to the battlefield. It's been a long time since i had to know this but iirc it has an average success rate somewhere around 80-90%.
It's still a fantastic idea, when it works
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Old 01-04-09, 08:27 PM   #11
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That kind of thing used to be called "The fog of war" and sadly it has happened to every military in every war throughout history.
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Old 01-05-09, 08:17 AM   #14
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What annoys me about this video is the intro written by the poster of the video. Basically saying it happened because of not having 21st century equipment but relying on dayglo panels. Dayglo panels are simple and unjambable.....

It was a screw up, as happens. Would it have not happened had they been in radio contact?

The comments then written by youtube users are embarrassing to me a Brit.
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Old 01-05-09, 09:35 AM   #15
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What annoys me about this video is the intro written by the poster of the video. Basically saying it happened because of not having 21st century equipment but relying on dayglo panels. Dayglo panels are simple and unjambable.....

It was a screw up, as happens. Would it have not happened had they been in radio contact?

The comments then written by youtube users are embarrassing to me a Brit.
Dont pay attention to youtube comments, it is only a hares breath away from being
/b/. I actualy wonder how some of those people manage to not forget reathing while typing, their multitasking skills must be leet.
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