Oh, no... - Page 2

meduza · 12-29-08, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverleaf

Scene in Doenitz's office:

Doenitz slowly closes the folder, then locks eyes as you sit in the much shorter chair across the desk from him. "So I am to believe that you had nothing to do with the unfortunate sinking of an American ship?"

"That is correct Sir"

"The problem such a denial raises doesn't need mentioning does it?"

"No Sir"

Doenitz doesn't blink, only continues to stare. Sweat runs down your neck, as he repeats slowly, "Nothing?"

"Bernard did it!"

"Scheisse!"

AndyW · 12-30-08, 10:03 AM

What's a Yank ship doing in the English Channel in Aug. 1940 anyway? Surely full with lend-lease weaponry for the Brits. Serves them right if they got sunk.

To avoid Doenitz' firing squad I suggest to surrender to the next destroyer. Not sure if the AI destroyers give mercy, though.

Cheers,
AndyW

Jimbuna · 12-30-08, 01:32 PM

Just one question :hmm:

How/why were you planning to fire three eels when you only had two remaining

A Very Super Market · 12-30-08, 01:44 PM

Aha! It was a ruse all along!

meduza · 12-30-08, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Just one question :hmm:

How/why were you planning to fire three eels when you only had two remaining

:hmm:... A, you mean this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by meduza

Fire one at the middle, two at the stern!

It's "fire tube one at the middle, tube two at the stern!

Jimbuna · 12-30-08, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meduza

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Just one question :hmm:

How/why were you planning to fire three eels when you only had two remaining

:hmm:... A, you mean this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by meduza

Fire one at the middle, two at the stern!

It's "fire tube one at the middle, tube two at the stern!

Thank you for clearing up an old Kaleuns mixed up perception

Biggles · 12-30-08, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wreford-Brown

Deny Everything!!!

For some reason I thought of Blackadder when I saw that

Anyway, what can you do? Just say that it'll save Germany some effort in the future

meduza · 12-30-08, 05:58 PM

My bad luck continues.

I wasted a perfect opportunity to sink HMS Illustrious. I damaged her, found her again, alone, going 12 knots. I started to overtake beyond visual range, but didn't do a sound check for an hour. She must have changed course, because when I finaly dived there were no sound of her.

I'll change my name to Bernard.

BasilY · 12-30-08, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kongo Otto

I think you need a big furry coat, for your next Patrol.
At the Eastern Front. :rotfl:

What eastern front? Uncle Joe are our pact brothers! Our treaty of peace and friendship will last a thousand year!

Long live Soviet-German co-operation! (for the rest of 1940 any way.)

Kongo Otto · 12-30-08, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BasilY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kongo Otto

I think you need a big furry coat, for your next Patrol.
At the Eastern Front. :rotfl:

What eastern front? Uncle Joe are our pact brothers! Our treaty of peace and friendship will last a thousand year!

Long live Soviet-German co-operation! (for the rest of 1940 any way.)

Me stupid, i was reading August 1941.

A Very Super Market · 12-30-08, 07:16 PM

Where did you learn that we would attack the Soviets!? We are not going to do that! No! We are going to invade Britain....

Sailor Steve · 12-30-08, 07:26 PM

What I don't understand is why there is anything to deny at all. Off the American coast, sure, you might have some 'splainin' to do. But in the Channel? In 1940? Surely the Americans have already denied having any ships there. I don't see the problem.

meduza · 12-30-08, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

What I don't understand is why there is anything to deny at all. Off the American coast, sure, you might have some 'splainin' to do. But in the Channel? In 1940? Surely the Americans have already denied having any ships there. I don't see the problem.

I guess you have a point. Any ship in those waters should be a fair game.

12-30-08, 10:03 AM	#17
AndyW Electrician's Mate Join Date: May 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 133 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	What's a Yank ship doing in the English Channel in Aug. 1940 anyway? Surely full with lend-lease weaponry for the Brits. Serves them right if they got sunk. To avoid Doenitz' firing squad I suggest to surrender to the next destroyer. Not sure if the AI destroyers give mercy, though. Cheers, AndyW __________________ currently U-200 (Type IXD2) Ltn.z.See Schonder, 2nd patrol (July 1943) [SH3 1.4b + GWX 2.1 @ 90% realism + U-Jagdtools + LRT + Seadbed Repair, DiD] TOTAL: 11 careers, 47 patrols, 1,033 days at sea, 633,585 tons sunk

12-30-08, 01:32 PM	#18
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,044 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just one question :hmm: How/why were you planning to fire three eels when you only had two remaining __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-30-08, 01:44 PM	#19
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Aha! It was a ruse all along! __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

12-30-08, 05:58 PM	#23
meduza Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: on patrol Posts: 1,035 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	Oh, no, again! My bad luck continues. I wasted a perfect opportunity to sink HMS Illustrious. I damaged her, found her again, alone, going 12 knots. I started to overtake beyond visual range, but didn't do a sound check for an hour. She must have changed course, because when I finaly dived there were no sound of her. I'll change my name to Bernard. __________________

12-30-08, 07:16 PM	#26
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Where did you learn that we would attack the Soviets!? We are not going to do that! No! We are going to invade Britain.... __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

12-30-08, 07:26 PM	#27
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	What I don't understand is why there is anything to deny at all. Off the American coast, sure, you might have some 'splainin' to do. But in the Channel? In 1940? Surely the Americans have already denied having any ships there. I don't see the problem. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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