Why do men die first

Christopher Snow · 12-18-08, 03:43 AM

This one is a true internet classic (kudos, jimbuna). And all to true too, at the same time.

If you don't believe it, just run it (the original post) past your favorite "open minded gal" (don't forget the "Why do men die first? Because they want to!" part)...

...and she'll laugh.

But not wholeheartedly.

I suspect YOU'LL freeze, too, at the sudden "chill in the air" over the course of the next few days....

[Prepare to sleep out in the doghouse, too, for a few days after. Just in case.

Take extra blankets]

CS

kiwi_2005 · 12-18-08, 03:53 AM

How to treat a Woman:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
===
How To Treat a Man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV

HunterICX · 12-18-08, 04:35 AM

:rotfl:Nice one Kiwi

HunterICX

Task Force · 12-18-08, 04:38 PM

:rotfl:at jim and kiwi.:rotfl:

12-18-08, 03:43 AM	#1
Christopher Snow Engineer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 201 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	This one is a true internet classic (kudos, jimbuna). And all to true too, at the same time. If you don't believe it, just run it (the original post) past your favorite "open minded gal" (don't forget the "Why do men die first? Because they want to!" part)... ...and she'll laugh. But not wholeheartedly. I suspect YOU'LL freeze, too, at the sudden "chill in the air" over the course of the next few days.... [Prepare to sleep out in the doghouse, too, for a few days after. Just in case. Take extra blankets] CS Last edited by Christopher Snow; 12-18-08 at 03:50 AM.

12-18-08, 03:53 AM	#2
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	How to treat a Woman: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. === How To Treat a Man: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

12-18-08, 04:35 AM	#3
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:Nice one Kiwi HunterICX __________________

12-18-08, 04:38 PM	#4
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:at jim and kiwi.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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