The world is nuts!

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

Makes perfect sense, in a male-dominated society. "We" have needs, after all.
Of course, you don't want any of that gay stuff going on with the billy-goat, right?

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Yes, they're backwards (the genitals, not the people).

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)

Must be a form-fitted brick. Not sure how you keep it in place, though.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')

Very odd. I would have thought they'd cut off your......oh, never mind.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Damn it, why can't I find work like that?

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

But are they good-looking? Um, the fish, I mean.

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

He he, that was my take on it as well. Obviously a big problem there.