"Message received..."

the.terrabyte.pirate · 03-16-08, 10:16 PM

From: Bdu
To: J. S. Balz, F. Von Titz

Listen Up, And Listen Good.

You Two Morons Are Ruining The Professional Reputation Of The Kreigsmarine, Of The U-boat Service, And Of The Fatherland.

Your Antics Are Both Dangerously Reckless, And Criminally Stupid. I Can Only Hope That The Comedy You Have Both Reported Are Products Only Of Your Addled Imaginations, Or The Need To Incessantly Stroke Your Ego's, For If I Find A Trace Of Evidence That A German Officer Actually Boarded An English Vessel To Sign Autographs, Or That A Member Of The Service Was Poked With An Umbrella And Used As A Iceberg Echo Sounder, Then The Ramifications For You Two Fools Will Not Be Pleasant.

You Are Hereby Ordered To Return The Closest Port At The Best Practical Speed For Medical Evaluation. You Will Not Investigate Convoys Or Contacts. You Will Do Nothing To Endanger The Boat Or It's Crew. Any Deviation From These Orders Will Result In You Being Relieved Of Your Commands And Detained For A Military Tribunal By Your Respective First Officers.

Once Ashore, Your Mental States Will Be Evaluated And Your Reports Investigated. If You Are Found To Be Sane, Then You Will Be Shot. If You Are Found To Be Insane, Then You Will Be Medicated And Sent To The Eastern Front Where Your Deluded Ramblings Can Only Entertain The Russians, And You Are No Longer A Threat To The Men Under Your "command". In Either Case, You Will Serve As An Example And A Warning To Other U-boat Captains In The Service.

God Help Us, I Hope I Can Undo The Damange You Two Clowns Have Caused.

Admiral Donutz

03-16-08, 10:16 PM	#1
the.terrabyte.pirate Navy Dude Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 176 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	"Message received..." From: Bdu To: J. S. Balz, F. Von Titz Listen Up, And Listen Good. You Two Morons Are Ruining The Professional Reputation Of The Kreigsmarine, Of The U-boat Service, And Of The Fatherland. Your Antics Are Both Dangerously Reckless, And Criminally Stupid. I Can Only Hope That The Comedy You Have Both Reported Are Products Only Of Your Addled Imaginations, Or The Need To Incessantly Stroke Your Ego's, For If I Find A Trace Of Evidence That A German Officer Actually Boarded An English Vessel To Sign Autographs, Or That A Member Of The Service Was Poked With An Umbrella And Used As A Iceberg Echo Sounder, Then The Ramifications For You Two Fools Will Not Be Pleasant. You Are Hereby Ordered To Return The Closest Port At The Best Practical Speed For Medical Evaluation. You Will Not Investigate Convoys Or Contacts. You Will Do Nothing To Endanger The Boat Or It's Crew. Any Deviation From These Orders Will Result In You Being Relieved Of Your Commands And Detained For A Military Tribunal By Your Respective First Officers. Once Ashore, Your Mental States Will Be Evaluated And Your Reports Investigated. If You Are Found To Be Sane, Then You Will Be Shot. If You Are Found To Be Insane, Then You Will Be Medicated And Sent To The Eastern Front Where Your Deluded Ramblings Can Only Entertain The Russians, And You Are No Longer A Threat To The Men Under Your "command". In Either Case, You Will Serve As An Example And A Warning To Other U-boat Captains In The Service. God Help Us, I Hope I Can Undo The Damange You Two Clowns Have Caused. Admiral Donutz __________________ A kings ransom, or a stove boat.