Game Pre-download now available at UBI

Ark · 03-11-07, 04:50 PM

There are only 5 reasons to DL a game.

1. There are no stores by you that sell the game, and shipping to Sri Lanka is so expensive you'd have to whore your sister in order to pay for it.

2. So you can pay the same price for something you can't actually touch.

3. You are afraid of the public and the thought of being outside makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up.

4. You have light myopia so it's hard for you to go outside, and consequently, you work 12 hour night shifts.

5. The idea of limited downloads makes you feel "Extreme" and adds a sense of danger.

03-11-07, 04:50 PM	#4
Ark Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Fresno, CA. Posts: 581 Downloads: 95 Uploads: 0	There are only 5 reasons to DL a game. 1. There are no stores by you that sell the game, and shipping to Sri Lanka is so expensive you'd have to whore your sister in order to pay for it. 2. So you can pay the same price for something you can't actually touch. 3. You are afraid of the public and the thought of being outside makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up. 4. You have light myopia so it's hard for you to go outside, and consequently, you work 12 hour night shifts. 5. The idea of limited downloads makes you feel "Extreme" and adds a sense of danger. __________________ Ark -------------- Vista 64-bit SP1 Asus P6T Deluxe mobo Core i7 920 @ 3.8ghz 6GB G.Skill DDR3 1600 Evga GTX 285 SSC SB X-FI Fatality 640GB WD "Black" Dell 3007WFP-HC 30" LCD / Acer 23" H233H