Dallas/Fort Worth ATC

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Dallas/Fort Worth ATC transcript:


ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 9446--You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."

Saudi Air 9446: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 7323--You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air 7323: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 9446?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!

WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell
Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.

Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !