Law suit started against GWX et. al.

darkfin · 12-28-06, 11:19 AM

I have directed my attorney to start civil action against any and all who have assisted in the creation of GWX on the following counts.

Conspiracy to assist home disaster.
Depraved Indifference
Anything else I can blame on them!

Since the release of GWX:

Patrol 1:
Cat got in wall. Had I not been in a fierce battle I would have simply gotten up from computer and retrieved him. Instead, I waited until I was safely at 120 meters. Had to knock hole in wall to get cat.

Patrol 4:
Wife said TV smells hot. I said I’ll check it as soon as I sink this ammo ship. Mean time TV gave off spark and ruined it. Also burned down Christmas Tree.

Patrol 5:
Grandson told me that something wasn’t right with the washer in basement. Couldn’t stop now, trying to shake this d#@! destroyer. 2 hours later I checked things out in the basement. Had to put on my captains hat and rain gear. Went down and started the bilge pump. Hose on washer broke, 6 inches of water in the basement.

Patrol 6:
Sneaking into enemy port. On surface at night and all going well. I hear yelling. Thought a DD snuck up on me. NUTZ! I’m way out here and out of fuel. This isn’t good. The yelling is from my wife. I was to call the fuel guy and tell him to fill us up. I couldn’t! I wasn’t near home, I was out on patrol. Getting cold in here now and she hates bathing in cold water. Told her it isn’t fun being part of a sub crew. As soon as they take the stitches out I’m sure my head will be OK.

I just got off the phone with my attorney. Now he says I have no case! He says there are mitigating circumstances. I got medals and was promoted.
Being a GWX captain is a tough life but someone has to do it!! GREAT JOB GUYS! Your work is simply OUTSTANDING!!!!!

Jim

12-28-06, 11:19 AM	#1
darkfin Loader Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sneaking up on a carrier Posts: 83 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	Law suit started against GWX et. al. I have directed my attorney to start civil action against any and all who have assisted in the creation of GWX on the following counts. Conspiracy to assist home disaster. Depraved Indifference Anything else I can blame on them! Since the release of GWX: Patrol 1: Cat got in wall. Had I not been in a fierce battle I would have simply gotten up from computer and retrieved him. Instead, I waited until I was safely at 120 meters. Had to knock hole in wall to get cat. Patrol 4: Wife said TV smells hot. I said I’ll check it as soon as I sink this ammo ship. Mean time TV gave off spark and ruined it. Also burned down Christmas Tree. Patrol 5: Grandson told me that something wasn’t right with the washer in basement. Couldn’t stop now, trying to shake this d#@! destroyer. 2 hours later I checked things out in the basement. Had to put on my captains hat and rain gear. Went down and started the bilge pump. Hose on washer broke, 6 inches of water in the basement. Patrol 6: Sneaking into enemy port. On surface at night and all going well. I hear yelling. Thought a DD snuck up on me. NUTZ! I’m way out here and out of fuel. This isn’t good. The yelling is from my wife. I was to call the fuel guy and tell him to fill us up. I couldn’t! I wasn’t near home, I was out on patrol. Getting cold in here now and she hates bathing in cold water. Told her it isn’t fun being part of a sub crew. As soon as they take the stitches out I’m sure my head will be OK. I just got off the phone with my attorney. Now he says I have no case! He says there are mitigating circumstances. I got medals and was promoted. Being a GWX captain is a tough life but someone has to do it!! GREAT JOB GUYS! Your work is simply OUTSTANDING!!!!! Jim