Does your partner fill your garden with junk?

[Sean C]

My wife bought one of those garden gnomes once. I was using the weed whacker one day when I got a little too close and took his face right off.


That was years ago, but of course I still hear about it every now and then.

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

our entire family calls my house the "plant hospice"


its the place plants come die.

every spring my wife pours her soul into making the garden look as beautiful as can be, she weeds it, puts down new mulch and new decorations, plants lovely flowers.

within a week it is a wasteland... she isnt known for her green thumb lol

Haha! My wife is also quite the plant assassin. Try getting her a "Pothos". It's nearly impossible to kill. I know. My wife has tried ... and failed.