What's happening?? It's so cold outside!

[Commander Wallace]

Originally Posted by u crank

A funny thing happens around here every year. Around November it starts to get cold. By January it gets really cold. And this white stuff falls like magic from the sky. Then around April it all goes away. It's a mystery. The government and scientists need to look into this and do something. I've written letters but get no answers. Anybody know what's going on?

The reason your government and scientists don't answer is because you Canucks fashion the cold and snow into ice skating arenas, put a few hockey pucks in and play ice hockey with the polar bears. It's my understanding the polar bears hate to lose.

I think this cold and snow is a Canadian government conspiracy to get some extra ice hockey practice time in before the winter Olympics next month so the Canadian Olympic team, men's and women's, can continue beating up on everyone else.