My mind is blown...

[Wolferz]

As some here are aware, my life mate Shewolferz is gravely ill and will probably die very soon now. In home hospice has her parked in a hospital bed in our bedroom at this very moment. We still had some business she needed to clear up in regard to her will. Our attorney came to our home yesterday evening with the new documents to be signed and witnessed which was accomplished. As we all stood in my foyer conversing with the esquire, he told us of Miss Nancy H. a neighbor a few doors down, having a heart attack the day before.
This morning when I got out of bed to change shifts and sent my stepson off to get some sleep, Shewolferz called me into our bedroom and the first thing she does is tell me that Miss Nancy died last night. Later this morning I found out that what she had told me was TRUE!

Now I'm like Whisky Tango Foxtrot over because milady is bedridden with no access to any type of communication device.

Someone please insert a plausible explanation here.