Ahhh Ambushed!

[TLAM Strike]

Ok there I was sitting in the local pizzeria waiting for dinner when two girls come in. ‘Hay their kinda cute’ I think. I look like a bum! I didn’t shave, my hair is all shaggy and my shirt is dirty. They go to the counter and talk to the owner; I hear them say they are new to the area and they ask if they get any missionaries in this area. Oh no… Mormons! I should have guessed (I thought they were beauticians with the black coat and name tags!) They turn to head for the door when they ping me! They start asking me if I'm religious and stuff. I kinda play along figuring taking to two cute missionaries beats staring at the wall for the next ten minutes. “Do you know of anyone in this area who might be interested…� Oh-uh! Bad thing, they are searching for others. “Uhh no I just moved in (I lied) and I don’t really know anyone around here (kinda true).� They hand me a card for a free book and say, “Do you come here often?� “…Yea…� “Then we might see you again.� Oh great I think I need a new Pizzeria. They leave and the owner’s wife comes in, “where those Mormons!?� “yep� I say. “I had some of them bugging me a month ago and I chased them off. They better not be coming back around bugging my customers.� Good I can keep going there because their pizza was really good that night. :rotfl:

Anyone else get cornered by these people? :hmm: