Bilge

Farmer Joke.


Agricultural Expert - "I can talk to your animals and hear what their problems are and let you know why they refuse to perform their daily functions."

Old Farmer - "That's B.S.! Nobody can talk to an animal and listen to their problems!"

Agricultural Expert - "Sure they can! Lets talk to your horse over here and I'll prove it."

Agricultural Expert - "NAAAYYY NAAAY!"

Horse - "NAAAAAYYYY NAAAAYYY!"

Agricultural Expert - "You see! The horse just told me that if you brush him more often that his coat will be more shiney."

Old Farmer - "Yeah right! Any horse would tell you that, I still don't believe you."

Agricultural Expert - "Well lets just talk to your pigs over here."

Agricultural Expert - "OINK OINK!"

Pigs - "OINK OINK OINK!"

Agricultural Expert - "You see! The pigs just told me that if you feed them more slop they'll produce more babies."

Old Farmer - "Yeah Right! Any pig would tell you that, I still don't believe you."

Agricultural Expert - "Well lets just go talk to your cows."

Agricultural Expert - "MOO MOO!"

Cows- "MOO MOO MOOOO!"

Agricultural Expert - "You see! The cows just told me that you beat them with wooden 2X4s."

Old Farmer - "Man you really can communicate with the animals!"

Agricultural Expert - "I told you so, now lets go talk with your goats."

Old Farmer - "NOW WAIT JUST A MOMENT MAN, THEM GOATS ARE SOME LYING MOTHER ****ERS THERE!!!"

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