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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Norm Crosby

Now that is funny and true at the same time

This is why I love subsim and read Jimbuna's post

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I met a man one time, a very rich man, that I was trying to sell a very expensive boat to ...

when he asked me a question that I didn't have the answer to.

So I said, "To be honest with you I don't know the answer"

He, being a rich old Texan said,

"Son, never say "to be honest with you" for it means that sometimes
you are not" ... old rich Texan