Killer dolphins escape from Ukrainian Navy base

[TLAM Strike]

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/03/13/K...spt=fsb&or=ros

Three highly trained "killer" dolphins may have escaped from a Ukrainian naval base and are on the loose looking for love.

It gets better...

A military source told Ukrainian news site RIA the dolphins at Sevastopol are also trained to engage enemy swimmers with knives or pistols affixed to their heads.

"pistols affixed to their heads."

Fricking "pistols" on their fricking "heads".
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