Devolution: A Fallout AAR

[Hottentot]

DONT walk down many many shiny sky ball go ups and shiny sky ball go downs and then find new cart home. DONT think go look what in all cart.



No, think no want look now! Black-blue man here!! Me go away and hope he no ask where stuff me burrow in wall home.



Me try ask if anybody see pretty girl but all only speak much no make sense stuff.



"MARK-ET"? Me no know what "et" be, but me ask if can there mark where pretty girl.



Me ask info here.



Halo?



Anybody?



Bah! They no understand! Me ask here!



NO CAN SLEEP STOOPID METAL MAN! IS HIDE AND SEEK GAME!!



Oooooo! This box home me like!!



CAT-SLING-GUN! CAT-SLING-GUN!! CAT-SLING-GUN!!!



Gun-mommy no say lot but point door. Me go out and all way where gun-mommy point. Maybe is cat-sling-gun here?



Halo! DONT want CAT-SLING-GUN!



OOOO!!! RAW-CAT-LAUNDER!!! WANT!!! WANT!!!



DONT give nice bottle hat! Is nicest bottle hat ever! DONT clean self!!

No?



DONT give many bottle hat!!

No?



DONT GIVE ALL STUFF DONT HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!



No. No give raw-cat-launder. But give many manly new cloth. DONT like. Is like Gee-Eye-Joe from picture paper!



Also get new friend. Call friend "Super Hammy". Shop man say Super Hammy make head go boom!



OK, DONT am go back see where pretty girl. Maybe is hide in down stair? DONT am always hide down stair in metal home. Near metal home vroom-vroom machine that make DONT pee glow in dark after play.