SEALs saved OBL from fate worse than death

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

...for all the nagging from five wives, or at least two. One's bad enough - but I'm not trying to put you off...

An old favorite of mine:

Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah, a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate, the Mormon finally said, “Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which forbids polygamy?” “Certainly,” replied Twain. “‘No man can serve two masters.’”
-Louis Utermeyer, A Treasury of Laughter (Simon & Schuster)