Our Good Representative

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Some have propably heard that Finland have been blessed with representative named Teuvo Hakkarainen. Mr. Hakkarainen has earned fame with his constant blunders which - ofcourse - our tabloids (and media in general) love to report. Latest blunder goes as follows:

1. Our good representative leaves work heading to restaurant. He has his work briefcase with him.

2. Our good representative spends time in bars - drinking naturally. At about 4 am when bars and restaurants close their doors our good representative heads to afterparty with "previously unknown people".

3. Our good representative arrives to afterparty. Location? Bandidos MC clubhouse.

4. Allegedly paid sex is offered to our good representative. He refuses but as good man he gives a lady €100 anyway. Somehow our good representative has troubles in remembering little details...

5. Our good representative leaves afterparty at 6 am. Briefcase continues partying with Bandidos MC.

6. Unknown time later our good representative remembers his briefcase and returns to pick it up. Its almost 7 am so its time to go work to Parliament.

When media asks he admits that he was "a bit too much drunk" although he can't say whether or not he was still drunk when he went to work.

Anybody else has this kind of "representative" in their national parliament/congress?