AVONS Crazy Doorbell

kiwi_2005 · 11-07-05, 04:45 PM

A strange thing happened to me this morning, i got up still half asleep, start early i thought its going to be a big day. Plant myself down in front of my computer head to subsim in search of Wazoos manual targetting tutorial. No where to be found i search high and low then remember about avons website so i head there. I have surround sound speakers setup around the living room so sound is heard everwhere, i also have my doorbell rigged to my speakers, this is a good thing but at times it can make you go a wee bit insane, this morning was going to be one of those mornings.

While in avons website i hear my doorbell ring? What so early who could it be at 6am i head to the door, only to find noone there. Must of been my imagination. Back on my computer few minutes later my door bell rings again. Again noones there. But now im getting agitated...ding dong... that friggin door bell again, someones outside playing games just waiting if i catch the little bastards...ding dong.. OH FUDGE! i race outside with baseball bat in hand run round the house, i catch my eighty yr old neighbour looking threw the curtains "Hi Mrs Stanaway dont worry bout me im ok really" (Big Smile) with baseball bat in hand. I do a full on recon of the house area and confirm it is safe (we have had burgaries in the area this is why i keep baseball bat close by

ding dong. I pinch myself to see if i am awake. I am awake, im not going mad i am hearing my doorbell ring...ding dong AARGGH.

I then adjust my speaker to sound clearer, then i hear sound correctly....

Ding Dong Avon calling!
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11-07-05, 04:45 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	AVONS Crazy Doorbell A strange thing happened to me this morning, i got up still half asleep, start early i thought its going to be a big day. Plant myself down in front of my computer head to subsim in search of Wazoos manual targetting tutorial. No where to be found i search high and low then remember about avons website so i head there. I have surround sound speakers setup around the living room so sound is heard everwhere, i also have my doorbell rigged to my speakers, this is a good thing but at times it can make you go a wee bit insane, this morning was going to be one of those mornings. While in avons website i hear my doorbell ring? What so early who could it be at 6am i head to the door, only to find noone there. Must of been my imagination. Back on my computer few minutes later my door bell rings again. Again noones there. But now im getting agitated...ding dong... that friggin door bell again, someones outside playing games just waiting if i catch the little bastards...ding dong.. OH FUDGE! i race outside with baseball bat in hand run round the house, i catch my eighty yr old neighbour looking threw the curtains "Hi Mrs Stanaway dont worry bout me im ok really" (Big Smile) with baseball bat in hand. I do a full on recon of the house area and confirm it is safe (we have had burgaries in the area this is why i keep baseball bat close by ding dong. I pinch myself to see if i am awake. I am awake, im not going mad i am hearing my doorbell ring...ding dong AARGGH. I then adjust my speaker to sound clearer, then i hear sound correctly.... Ding Dong Avon calling! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.