Lt. Doltstein's day: A Flashpoint adventure

Hottentot · 12-04-10, 01:12 PM

Papa Bear, this is Captain America One. We are trough the forest and can see Regina on the right. Furthermore, we believe the commies are holding three American G.I.s as POWs. Proceeding as per mission plan.

Oh, and have Privates Youthere, Notyou and Yeahyouuglysob court martialed for dereliction of duty, they seem to have vanished while we were crossing the forest.

Right behind Regina we spot a hut. It might be that the enemy is holding the POWs there. We must check it out.

The hut looks empty. I tell my men to proceed while keeping an eye out for that commie sniper me and Private Cannonfodder spotted earlier.

We circle the hut. I cover the men while they charge. If anyone is in there, he will soon have a nasty surprise.

"Private Harrison reporting sir!"

"What is it?"

"No sign of the reds or POWs sir! Just some boxes and a sign."

"What does the sign say, Private Whatwereyoucalledagain?"

"Uh, I'm not really sure, sir..."

"What do you mean 'you're not sure'?! In the military we are always sure, soldier! Or can't you see it? Here, I'll throw you a match..."

Private Whatwereyoucalledagain, I told you to read the sign, not to throw a smoke grenade!

And I definitely didn't tell you to light a bonfire!

Aw hell, the commies must have seen that fire ten miles away! Okay men, fall back! Fall back! There is nothing we can do here! But we WILL be back!

And remind me to have Private Whatwereyoucalledagain court martialed too!

12-04-10, 01:12 PM	#16
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Papa Bear, this is Captain America One. We are trough the forest and can see Regina on the right. Furthermore, we believe the commies are holding three American G.I.s as POWs. Proceeding as per mission plan. Oh, and have Privates Youthere, Notyou and Yeahyouuglysob court martialed for dereliction of duty, they seem to have vanished while we were crossing the forest. Right behind Regina we spot a hut. It might be that the enemy is holding the POWs there. We must check it out. The hut looks empty. I tell my men to proceed while keeping an eye out for that commie sniper me and Private Cannonfodder spotted earlier. We circle the hut. I cover the men while they charge. If anyone is in there, he will soon have a nasty surprise. "Private Harrison reporting sir!" "What is it?" "No sign of the reds or POWs sir! Just some boxes and a sign." "What does the sign say, Private Whatwereyoucalledagain?" "Uh, I'm not really sure, sir..." "What do you mean 'you're not sure'?! In the military we are always sure, soldier! Or can't you see it? Here, I'll throw you a match..." Private Whatwereyoucalledagain, I told you to read the sign, not to throw a smoke grenade! And I definitely didn't tell you to light a bonfire! Aw hell, the commies must have seen that fire ten miles away! Okay men, fall back! Fall back! There is nothing we can do here! But we WILL be back! And remind me to have Private Whatwereyoucalledagain court martialed too! __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.