Why don't we just accuse North Korea?

[antikristuseke]

I have a better plan and it does more than just unify the forum, for this plan actually betters the world. We should all get shovels, a smei or ten full of beer and dig Poland into a nice lake. That would prevent any future german push towards the east for much coveted lebensraum in siberia, noone would ever have to drive through Poland again and everyone would be happier.