PC Gamer Magazine... (virus alert)

[Oberon]

That, Frau Kaleun, is a great example of Monty Scott repairwork.

"I told the Captain I would have this diagnostic done in an hour."
"And how long will it really take you?"
"An hour!"
"Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would really take, did you?"
"Of course I did."
"Oh, laddie, you have a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker."
- La Forge and Scotty