Why I hate Miami.

[Spike88]

This is a rant/rage post.


I'm sitting at a light on a four lane road(two on each side) that is intersected by a road that goes into parking lots on both sides. On the other side of the light there is about 5 car lengths of space and then another light that crosses a major 8 lane highway. The light for that stays red for about 8 minutes and then goes green for about 3 minutes. So I'm stopped at the stop bar and on the other side of the intersection the traffic is full and almost backing up into said intersection.

I'm following the law and not entering the intersection till I can clear it. While my girlfriend is telling me that I can fit, I'm telling her that I'm not going to enter the intersection.

This dumbass hispanic lady in a mini van behind me starts honking at me. So I stay put. She then enters the turn lane on my left and tries to pass me. I accelerate and block her way. And she stares at me, I raise my arm like what are you doing. She sits there for a little bit and then goes forwards and cuts the car two cars ahead of me off. I get pissed.

The light to cross the highway goes green and we cross. When the right lane next to me opens up, I drive past her and get back in front of her, at about this time our road merges into one. So she's behind me and eventually turns off.

All the while my girlfriend is like "Geez"

I cant wait until I get my badge and become a trooper. Too bad I still need a year and a half worth of work experience.


To make it worse, it's my parents car so they have this on the back of the car: