I'm just dombfounded

I found the whole issue quite adorable.
It's nice to see they can buy cigerettes so cheaply over there while
I pay through the nose here where they are made!
How many inches do I need to remove from my legs to wrestle that little guy for a pack of smokes?

(It's a joke guys so take it that way!)

And I thought Dombfounded was spelled DUMBFOUNDED.
Put the Beer down and step away slowwwly Tarjak!
No one gets hurt that way.