No soup for you!

Safe-Keeper · 02-22-10, 05:32 PM

This deserves its own thread. Remember the of sitcom fame? Well, it turns out that the only Nazi on your boat happens to be...

Bernard: "Ach, I got bread with mildew."
Other crewman, quietly: "Forget about it, just let it go."
Bernard: "Excuse me, mein bread hat mildew."
Soup Nazi: "Bread wizout mildew, zwei Reichmarks extra."
Bernard: "But ze guy in front of me paid nothing extra, and ztill hat bread wizout--"
Soup Nazi: "You want bread? [Bernard nods] Three Reichsmarks extra!"
Bernard: "Was?!"
Soup Nazi: "No soup vor you!" :topples bowl of soup over Bernard's head:

02-22-10, 05:32 PM	#1
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	No soup for you! This deserves its own thread. Remember the of sitcom fame? Well, it turns out that the only Nazi on your boat happens to be... Bernard: "Ach, I got bread with mildew." Other crewman, quietly: "Forget about it, just let it go." Bernard: "Excuse me, mein bread hat mildew." Soup Nazi: "Bread wizout mildew, zwei Reichmarks extra." Bernard: "But ze guy in front of me paid nothing extra, and ztill hat bread wizout--" Soup Nazi: "You want bread? [Bernard nods] Three Reichsmarks extra!" Bernard: "Was?!" Soup Nazi: "No soup vor you!" :topples bowl of soup over Bernard's head: __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.