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Platapus · 01-14-10, 07:54 PM

Just remember that a man is incomplete until he get's married. After that he is finished.

Marriage is like a three ring circus

1. The engagement ring
2. The wedding ring
3. The suffering

In the church, the man is thinking of "her, the aisle, and the alter". The woman is thinking "I'll alter him."

Marriage, it is not a word, it is a sentence. In fact it is the only sentence where good behaviour only makes it longer.

Thank you have been a great forum. I will be here all week, Try the SH3 mods and don't forget to tip Neal for running this joint.

01-14-10, 07:54 PM	#14
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Just remember that a man is incomplete until he get's married. After that he is finished. Marriage is like a three ring circus 1. The engagement ring 2. The wedding ring 3. The suffering In the church, the man is thinking of "her, the aisle, and the alter". The woman is thinking "I'll alter him." Marriage, it is not a word, it is a sentence. In fact it is the only sentence where good behaviour only makes it longer. Thank you have been a great forum. I will be here all week, Try the SH3 mods and don't forget to tip Neal for running this joint. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.