KRAP Movies....The Hunt for Phil's Red Herring.

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Sea Queen,in route to the Dallas....

Pilot: Fuel status says we turn back now.


Ryan: Wait a minute. Fuel status? You have a reserve, don't you?

Pilot: Yes, sir. I've got a ten minute reserve,...Oh my stars,look, a whale!..... But I'm not allowed to invade that time except in time war,hair cut appointments or a beer run,or ...jeez I just broke a nail.


Jester Ryan: Listen, mister, if you don't get me on board that submarine, that just might be what we all will have! You got me? Now you have ten more minutes' worth of fuel, we stay here ten more minutes!

Pilot:...you need a cold beer?

Navigator: What's the matter Commander? You don't like flying, huh? Aw, this is nothing! You should've been with us five, six months ago! Whoa! You talk about puke! We ran into a hailstorm over the Sea of Japan. Everybody's retching their guts out! The pilot shot his lunch all over the windshield, and I barfed on the radio! Shorted it out completely! And it wasn't that lightweight stuff either, it was that chunky industrial weight puke!

[offers Ryan the joint he's been smoking]
Navigator: Hey dude, you want a hit?...keeps us all calm.