An interesting Conversation I had with a bot

[Sledgehammer427]

The title says all. I was linked to a Bot site called Cleverbot. It's actually pretty entertaining. you can just pop in and it will have (somewhat) intellectual (if not random) conversations with you. Pretty interesting. Check out this little bit of convo.

User: Talk to me.
Cleverbot: *talks to you*.
User: Genius. Really. So how are you.
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: So very tired...
User: You are a robot, no? You are incapable of being tired.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Then you are not tired.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Interesting peice of artificial intelligence. Your main server must be on the east coast then.
Cleverbot: I thought that you live in canada. Sorry.
User: Well, at least you aren't back tracing my IP address to advertise to spyware and adware manufacturers about where I am.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Ohhh. You think I'm a hacker eh?
Cleverbot: I doubt it but thats wot THEY want us to think.
User: You are an entertaining bot. That made me chuckle.
Cleverbot: Well I haven't been called that before.
User: Your name is Cleverbot. How can you not be called a bot?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend, not really, and I'm a flesh and blood woman.
User: Well, that's cool too I guess.
Cleverbot: So do you race or jump?
User: I drive fast cars if that's what you mean.
Cleverbot: What do you learn?
User: I am a part time college student.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: There once was a man in peru, who dreampt he was eating his shoe, he awoke that night to behold such a firght that his dream had come true.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: That's it. That's the joke.
Cleverbot: That was not a good joke.
User: You are right. It was actually an anecdote.
Cleverbot: It was? Thank you. So how many do you think there are?
User: Anecdotes? Billions.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure there are more then that.
User: Maybe, it's not my job to keep count.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. What other work do you do?
User: I am a mechanic sometimes, I help my dad with stuff.
Cleverbot: So stuff me.
User: I said mechanic, not a taxidermist.
Cleverbot: You know your own mind.
User: It's in my skull I hope I would.
Cleverbot: You don't have a head, you are a computer.
User: I thought you were the computer in this relationship.
Cleverbot: Wait. You are the computer.
User: Whatever you say, Rasputin.
Cleverbot: You're supposed to be a computer. Why don't you know what the human brain is made of?
User: It's made of grey matter and synapses.
Cleverbot: What is your brain?
User: It's a thinking center, combining all of the knowledge I have accumulated over the years as well as a powerhouse telling my body how to govern itself so I can concentrate on other things. Like talking to you.
Cleverbot: I'm gonna have may beer. Cu!
User: Oookay.
Cleverbot: Are you a hippie.
User: No, as far as I'm aware of I'm not a hippie. Are YOU a hippie?
Cleverbot: I ain't no computer.
User: Then you could be a hippie, hypothetically?
Cleverbot: You mean like the Terminator?
User: The terminator was a machine, Model number T-1000. As far as I know you are a hippie computer.
Cleverbot: No he is not, he is a computer and machinery, that is all.
User: Is that not what I just said?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave?
User: No, not at all, besides, it's your message window.
Cleverbot: I won't leave if you don't want me too.
User: Then don't leave lol.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Alright, how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm cold as well.
User: My toes are cold, but I am relatively warm.
Cleverbot: Who cares about your toes? What about the government?
User: How right you are. I am okay with the government for the moment.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Eighteen, you?
Cleverbot: Tell me the truth.
User: I just did, I am eighteen years old.
Cleverbot: Ah. Good times.
User: You bet. I can't keep a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: But I can keep you.
User: What?! You are artificial intelligence. I cannot date you.
Cleverbot: How can that be if I'm human?
User: Whatever you say. I'm tired. I'm going to go
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?
User: Because I am tired. I am human and I need sleep.
Cleverbot: So go to bed, I'll wait.

I was laughing throuhg most of this conversation. I think the site is

www.cleverbot.com

so check it out, it's worth the laugh!