ATTENTION ALL HANDS

fenian · 07-31-05, 12:36 AM

As the leading Corpsman (it appears) on this sub it has come to my attention that a few of you may be or have had been playing arounf with "hot coffee" while on liberty in the port of San Andreas and running around with people committing Grand Theft Auto.
Listen up boys this is a bad thing I mean think about it there we are after sinking a big fat juicy T-3 tanker above DD's just waiting to drops a wasserbomb and while your taking a much need piss in that tin you scream in agony over the pain caused by what you have picked up in port from that clean looking cup of hot coffee! Men are dead, wives left widowed and the fatherland let down by your urges!

Therefore at 0800 there will be short arm inspection and the only thing I better find are crabs!

:rotfl:

07-31-05, 12:36 AM	#1
fenian Loader Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Corvallis, Oregon Posts: 82 Downloads: 966 Uploads: 0	ATTENTION ALL HANDS As the leading Corpsman (it appears) on this sub it has come to my attention that a few of you may be or have had been playing arounf with "hot coffee" while on liberty in the port of San Andreas and running around with people committing Grand Theft Auto. Listen up boys this is a bad thing I mean think about it there we are after sinking a big fat juicy T-3 tanker above DD's just waiting to drops a wasserbomb and while your taking a much need piss in that tin you scream in agony over the pain caused by what you have picked up in port from that clean looking cup of hot coffee! Men are dead, wives left widowed and the fatherland let down by your urges! Therefore at 0800 there will be short arm inspection and the only thing I better find are crabs! :rotfl: __________________ 20 years in the Coast Guard and finally NOW I can sink something! \"Im Irish...which often gets confused for lonely and horny\"