I voted Democrat because

[AngusJS]

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

I voted Democrat because:
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.

Yeah, because animals can give consent.

I voted Democrat because:
I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

No, it's because you're too irresponsible to have a gun. The more guns there are, the more people will die. Harmless scuffles turn into murder when one party is stupid/drunk/angry and armed.

"If everyone is packing, massacres will be prevented." Or maybe they'll be even more common, as the likelihood that the next loon to snap will be armed is that much greater.

Somehow, other Western countries do just fine without citizenry armed to the teeth.

I voted Democrat because:
I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
I don't start driving a Prius.

Dumb scientists! What do they know?

I voted Democrat because:
I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
as we keep all death row inmates alive.

Ever read The Innocent Man? Sometimes, innocent people are sent to death row. It appears that some of them have been executed. Do you care if innocent people are executed or not?

Again, all other Western countries somehow manage without the death penalty. Only in beacons of enlightenment like Texas is it the sole barrier between civilization and anarchy.