The tiff

SUBMAN1 · 05-05-09, 12:45 PM

"My God, wot happened to you?!!?" the beertender asks Sean as he hobbles
into the bar, one arm in a cast.

"I got in a tiff with Riley," he replies.

"Riley?? He's just a wee fellow," the beertender sez. "He must have had
a weapon in his hands."

"That he did," says Sean. "A shovel, it was."

"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand??"

"Aye, that I did," replies Sean. "Mrs. Riley's left boob. And a
beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight..."

05-05-09, 12:45 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The tiff "My God, wot happened to you?!!?" the beertender asks Sean as he hobbles into the bar, one arm in a cast. "I got in a tiff with Riley," he replies. "Riley?? He's just a wee fellow," the beertender sez. "He must have had a weapon in his hands." "That he did," says Sean. "A shovel, it was." "Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand??" "Aye, that I did," replies Sean. "Mrs. Riley's left boob. And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight..." __________________